Surprise!

OK, how many of you out there in Teutschland have ever been depressed before? Go ahead, raise your hand. Wacka wacka, I made you raise your hand. But seriously, folks, you know what it's like to be depressed.

Well guess what, today Auburn is depressed. When one person is depressed, the whole world is depressed. So it's the burden of each and every person in this world to take that one person, who we know is depressed, and pull her right up into heaven. Right up into the sky. Well, today that person is Auburn.

Now I'm not asking you to send me any money, folks (although $10.00 from each and every person in the world would have a significant financial impact on my life), but I am asking you to be in on a little surprise. Now I know that there isn't a single person out there who can be depressed if they get 5 billion comments on their weblog in a single day. 5 billion. That's just one comment per person. So what I'm asking you to do right now is follow this link over to Auburn's blog and post one comment. With 5 billion comments, and that means really we need a little bit of participation from everyone here, that's going to make the livejournal.com server explode, and that explosion is going to send Auburn right up into heaven. Amen.

Let's make a difference in the world. Tag on over to Auburn's website now and make a difference. Leave a comment. Do it for Jesus.